Post 500: Beards
Yes, this post marks our 500 on the Optimates site. And I'm using it to promote something near and dear to my own, er, face: BEARDS. All you men who hate the vile razor, and ladies who love those men, embrace the wonder of the beard!
posted by Joshua @ 5:14 PM
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Huzzah!
Though I had to shear myself on Tuesday for my northwestern Interview.
Unfortunately, my anti-beard sentiment has been challenged by my boyfriend, who rocks the facial hair. And no, it doesn't scratch. Though food does get caught in it sometimes.
However, on a side note: Men, beards are fine. You know what's unattractive? Neck hair. Keep those razors! They do have their uses still!
Beards = Sexy
Sure, at first I thought "Hey, this kinda like kissing my dad..." but after a few months (or in my case, a few men) you really start to enjoy it. And I don't mean that in a creepy way... No, not creepy... at all.
Beards rule! There's nothing like a good ole fashioned facial rugburn to make you feel the Lurve at the end of a long day. Plus you can keep things in it! Paperclips, lunch, a spare set of keys, anything goes! So ladies, next time you see an attractive bearded man, just take a moment to wonder what treasures may lie within his mysterious whiskers... You won't be disappointed. Well ok, you may be, but think of the fun you'll have finding out!
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