It was one of you, wasn't it?

In this week's Seven Days, there's an ad in the Personals section that cracked me up. I cite it verbatim.

"22 Y.O. M. Nihilist, seeking nothing and no one."

In that vein, I'd love to read examples of the funniest/weirdest/most compelling 'Personals' ad you've ever seen, and if you considered responding. Shock me.