"As someone who's spent time with the U.S. ski team, I can add some advice: If you play drinking games with these guys, you will lose. (Still, they've got nothing on Dock Ellis of the old Pittsburgh Pirates, who famously pitched while on LSD. I'd rather face a hungover [Bode] Miller than a pitcher who thinks I'm a huge, fanged lizard.)"
-- Probably the funniest sports-related bit I've read in a long time!
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"As someone who's spent time with the U.S. ski team, I can add some advice: If you play drinking games with these guys, you will lose. (Still, they've got nothing on Dock Ellis of the old Pittsburgh Pirates, who famously pitched while on LSD. I'd rather face a hungover [Bode] Miller than a pitcher who thinks I'm a huge, fanged lizard.)"
-- Probably the funniest sports-related bit I've read in a long time!
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